US Surrenders to Terrorists; Britain to follow
The United States of America, having confirmed beyond any doubt that Terrorists could launch rockets at US cities, has unconditionally surrendered to the Terrorists. When asked about the surrender, White House Spokesman, Tony Snow, said, "Yes, the launch sites are located in elementary schools (where once only boys were educated but now are packed with human shields, I mean, little girls) and hospitals so they are ineligible for US attack. We have no other choice lest we risk global condemnation." It is strongly believed that Great Britain is to surrender for similar reasons; the stoicism and bravery of those that suffered the London Blitzes and their offspring worn thin by the enlightened international community. Israel courageously continues its fight against Terrorists unswayed by UN Secretary General Kofi Annan's promises that the individual executions of Israel's citizens will be done mercifully at the hands of the Terrorists.
The United States of America, having confirmed beyond any doubt that Terrorists could launch rockets at US cities, has unconditionally surrendered to the Terrorists. When asked about the surrender, White House Spokesman, Tony Snow, said, "Yes, the launch sites are located in elementary schools (where once only boys were educated but now are packed with human shields, I mean, little girls) and hospitals so they are ineligible for US attack. We have no other choice lest we risk global condemnation." It is strongly believed that Great Britain is to surrender for similar reasons; the stoicism and bravery of those that suffered the London Blitzes and their offspring worn thin by the enlightened international community. Israel courageously continues its fight against Terrorists unswayed by UN Secretary General Kofi Annan's promises that the individual executions of Israel's citizens will be done mercifully at the hands of the Terrorists.
posted by Zack at 6:31 PM
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If its becoming too much for you, how about a weekly post commenting on the many events of the week or a longer one on the most significant event that transpired over the week? Just a thought.
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